Chewy

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

Looks like we have a new, unexpected addition to the 2022 Bingo

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

Can i come? I don't drink so i can keep you out of major trouble. 😂

Of fucking course you can!😂😂

it’s gonna be pure fucking chaos

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a month

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

This actually reminded me to take my meds, thank you

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

Yes please?

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING