cherrypopsackle

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

Item: Gator of Holding

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

#and its like. 'what if ive decided its comfortable to be in the box' it is always going to be more comfortable to be in the box #they will reward you for staying in the box and punish you for trying to leave it #that doesnt mean the box is like. a good place to be — @butchfaith

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at