I EXIST! IN THOUSANDS OF AGONIES – I EXIST.

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

sorry i can't hang out today i'm going to the barricade. yeah it's gonna be all day sorry.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved