I EXIST! IN THOUSANDS OF AGONIES – I EXIST.

"JOHN SILVER" reportedly tried to STOP THE WORLD just to STOP THE FEELING

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

it's thousand yard stare summer

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information