I EXIST! IN THOUSANDS OF AGONIES – I EXIST.

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

sorry i can't hang out today i'm going to the barricade. yeah it's gonna be all day sorry.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

fuck

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit