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💞 Hey, I’ve been waiting a whole year almost to finally start this blog on Valentine’s Day! This is a writing blog for Reader/Self-Inserts paired with a favored Cybertronian.

💞 For starters, yes this blog will be NSFW/18+ based and all minors will be promptly blocked for their own safety. Anyone that follows and/or interacts in any way has to have their real age in their bio or I will block you. I block minors.

💞 This will mainly focus around the reader/self-insert being a Cybertronian themselves, unless requested otherwise. 

💞 NSFW/18+ asks/request aren’t the only thing I will be writing. Fluff, angst, maybe a little dabble in some spooks. I do short drabbles, headcanons and an occasional full length story.  

💞 However I do have rules of what I will, and won’t write.

❣️ I do not write anything revolving around bodily fluids besides the typical “transfluid” or “lubricant.”

❣️ Incest is a no, along with an underage person with an adult character unless platonic.

❣️ Heavy topics depends if I will feel comfortable writing about it.

❣️ I do not do match ups, I am sorry.

💕 In lighter news, I write for various continuities but I am no jack of all trades.

💕 I write for Bayverse, Beeverse and Animated with full comfort as I have watched those fully.

💕 I write for Prime, RID 2015 and Rescue Bots, but I have not finished those shows completely.

💕 I plan to write for G1, Beast Wars, MTMTE/IDW comics, Cyberverse, Armada and Rescue Bots Academy respectively and will update this when they are available to request.  (Update: Also planning for Earthspark and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts when it releases.)

💌 This blog is LGBT+ friendly, so mlm, wlw, wlm, wlnb, mlnb is all welcome. Everyone is welcome, I wish to create a safe space for adults here. Discrimination will not be tolerated to any sort of group mentioned.

💌 If one person likes a character and/or finds comfort in said character, do not attack them for it and vice versa.

Gonna be honest, literally had no idea how I could work the reader out to be anything besides a techno-organic, because as far as I know Arcee wouldn’t stay on earth or visit, and tfa cybertronians would not be willing to accommodate for a human to live on the planet. Anyways bye, I'm gonna go play Fallout 4 and post the last request I have tomorrow.

Ngl this one took me out of the game of writing for a bit because I was just tired of Bayverse and how little Michael Bay develops characters besides making them angry and then killing them. I have a love-hate relationship with this movie series, also wasn't really feeling this one but I gotta post something to let you guys know I'm not dead.

He isn’t really one to notice anything besides the difference in accents of those around you and different pronunciations, but his finials always flick subconsciously when you’d say something and the accent was particularly heavy. He’s very fond of the soft tone your accent holds.

Other than that nothing is too different as any other s/o that he’d have, besides the fact you are a tiny human that can sit comfortably in his servo. He tries his best not to squeeze or pinch you or snag your clothes in between the gaps of metal on his servo.

He listens in interest as you describe how different the US is from your own country, from culture, to landscape and right down to the slang that some would giggle at. Optimus smiles fondly when you say you’d love to give him the grand tour if the world wasn’t supposed to know his kind even exist.

❤❤luv u

This is the second to last Bayverse request, and then I'll only have two after I finish that one. It should either come out wednesday or thursday. Trying to get these all out, and I'm re-watching Animated so I'll be more comfy writing that soon. Requests are still open by the way, just limit the characters to three for now please.

Ironhide

Ironhide had begrudgingly let you coo and fret over him, small hands cupping the chilled metal of his face, squishy lips pressing against his bottom derma. He’d vent heavily and then scoop you into his servos, holding you close to his chassis. Above his spark chamber, and vent heavily as you press kiss after kiss to his derma. Eventually his tensed shoulders would drop and he’d relax his form, slumping down against an outcrop of rocks and holding you close.

Optimus Prime

He’s lost so much, and been through so much that it’s surprising he even allows himself this. A human to get so close to him, to love and give affection he’s been craving for thousands upon thousands of years at this point. He indulges himself in the strange alien touch, soft pliant flesh warm on his metal, spreading a pleasant feeling through his body from each kiss passing over worn and scratched derma to his chilled nasal ridge. The words barely meant anything to him, but he enjoyed the comforting affection it brought.

Megatron

Sorry this took 50,000 years to write I got hard writer's block bc Bayverse is hard to write, esp. characters that didn't really get enough screentime. Also a LOT of drama is going on around me.

yeah fam, i gotcha

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