Straight Edge Derek

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

do you ever notice the people with the weirdest takes on gender issues are always so clearly unhappy and neurosis-riddled

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting