it was a dark and edgy night

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.