Shenanigans

@cheesytexaroni

YEAH

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

Little gull (Hydrocoloeus minutus)

Chocolate Guy's Wario

@this-is-trans-joy

This is trans joy!!!

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

For years I've seen people say "I'm not against fat people, I just want to make sure they're healthy and safe!" And the moment ozempic comes around and doesn't apply within that justification no one says it anymore because they never cared about fat people to begin with, they just didn't like seeing them.