CAPTAIN RED

“Also are you allergic to salt…?”

-Green ( @humble-worm-farmer-green)

Hi Green ..

Disoriented ? Psshh ,, I'm doing fine ! Never felt better !! Hah .. But. Thank you. For asking , I mean.

“I wonder if-…no, there’s no way they got… it’s just me and orange that…hmm…”

Eugh.

“It’s kind of weird how you randomly got deathly allergic to salt AND are extra flexible, don’t ya think?”

“You know. If I were you, I would not go get a med bay scan anytime soon…”

A medbay scan ? Why not ? Wouldn't it like- actually tell me what's wrong ?

“Because right now, you quite literally have no bone. If Blue were to see your scan, you’d be ejected out of this ship immediately.”

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No bone ? Wait- is that- was that why I was feeling so ..

But that doesn't .. make sense ... no ..

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> the gears are turning in limes head give them a second.

> limes visor widens.

"Oh."

> they mutter outloud to themself.

"Well you obviously don't know... There's no reason to be so open about that...."

> they direct their voice back at red.

Uh. Right. I mean- I don't think it's a deadly allergy as I've eaten plenty of salty food before. Without pain , mind you !!

> they look over Red for any other obvious imposter traits.

As Lime looked over the Captain ,, it quickly became pretty clear they were trying to hide a pathetically small pink tendril behind their backpack. Not for malicious purposes .. but because they were anxious. And also had no clue how to make the thing go away.

"Infect you, that's what. And they ARE real. I'd know."

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The Captain kind of just .. stood there. Staring dumbfoundedly at Lime , completely baffled. They took a hesitant step back , their mind clearly racing as they struggled to process what they were seeing.

A full on .. but I ..

> they really don't believe that.

"Do you even know how to use that?"

Uh. No.

They answered ,, fidgeting with their hands as they looked back at Lime.

It's just .. there ! I've tried to get it to go away multiple times but it just- it WON'T !!

> the gears are turning in limes head give them a second.

> limes visor widens.

"Oh."

> they mutter outloud to themself.

"Well you obviously don't know... There's no reason to be so open about that...."

> they direct their voice back at red.

Uh. Right. I mean- I don't think it's a deadly allergy as I've eaten plenty of salty food before. Without pain , mind you !!

> they look over Red for any other obvious imposter traits.

As Lime looked over the Captain ,, it quickly became pretty clear they were trying to hide a pathetically small pink tendril behind their backpack. Not for malicious purposes .. but because they were anxious. And also had no clue how to make the thing go away.

"Infect you, that's what. And they ARE real. I'd know."

...

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...

The Captain kind of just .. stood there. Staring dumbfoundedly at Lime , completely baffled. They took a hesitant step back , their mind clearly racing as they struggled to process what they were seeing.

A full on .. but I ..

“Also are you allergic to salt…?”

-Green ( @humble-worm-farmer-green)

Hi Green ..

Disoriented ? Psshh ,, I'm doing fine ! Never felt better !! Hah .. But. Thank you. For asking , I mean.

“I wonder if-…no, there’s no way they got… it’s just me and orange that…hmm…”

Eugh.

“It’s kind of weird how you randomly got deathly allergic to salt AND are extra flexible, don’t ya think?”

“You know. If I were you, I would not go get a med bay scan anytime soon…”

A medbay scan ? Why not ? Wouldn't it like- actually tell me what's wrong ?

> the gears are turning in limes head give them a second.

> limes visor widens.

"Oh."

> they mutter outloud to themself.

"Well you obviously don't know... There's no reason to be so open about that...."

> they direct their voice back at red.

Uh. Right. I mean- I don't think it's a deadly allergy as I've eaten plenty of salty food before. Without pain , mind you !!

> they look over Red for any other obvious imposter traits.

As Lime looked over the Captain ,, it quickly became pretty clear they were trying to hide a pathetically small pink tendril behind their backpack. Not for malicious purposes .. but because they were anxious. And also had no clue how to make the thing go away.

"Infect you, that's what. And they ARE real. I'd know."

...

...

...

The Captain kind of just .. stood there. Staring dumbfoundedly at Lime , completely baffled. They took a hesitant step back , their mind clearly racing as they struggled to process what they were seeing.

“Also are you allergic to salt…?”

-Green ( @humble-worm-farmer-green)

Hi Green ..

Disoriented ? Psshh ,, I'm doing fine ! Never felt better !! Hah .. But. Thank you. For asking , I mean.

“I wonder if-…no, there’s no way they got… it’s just me and orange that…hmm…”

Eugh.

> the gears are turning in limes head give them a second.

> limes visor widens.

"Oh."

> they mutter outloud to themself.

"Well you obviously don't know... There's no reason to be so open about that...."

> they direct their voice back at red.

Uh. Right. I mean- I don't think it's a deadly allergy as I've eaten plenty of salty food before. Without pain , mind you !!

> they look over Red for any other obvious imposter traits.

As Lime looked over the Captain ,, it quickly became pretty clear they were trying to hide a pathetically small pink tendril behind their backpack. Not for malicious purposes .. but because they were anxious. And also had no clue how to make the thing go away.

> the gears are turning in limes head give them a second.

> limes visor widens.

"Oh."

> they mutter outloud to themself.

"Well you obviously don't know... There's no reason to be so open about that...."

> they direct their voice back at red.

Uh. Right. I mean- I don't think it's a deadly allergy as I've eaten plenty of salty food before. Without pain , mind you !!