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Reading the official MBTA style guide

calling my dick weedwacker the way its in bushes

Considering moving to Omaha and inventing the bomb.

been having a lot of weird dreams lately which probably means the corruption is spreading

rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

i don't want to self-declare myself to fit in a specific box. i want to undeclare myself. it's none of your business. why does anyone need to know that

i don't think a third option / specific undeclared opt-out works in a hostile society, either. like, oh good, i've given myself the Freak label, that won't cause any problems. i think we need to rethink why gender is considered basic identity information that has to be included anywhere. what purpose does this serve. why should ANY of us be providing this to strangers. i don't want a different gender marker on my ID i want there not to be gender markers on my ID in the first place