"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty