I thought to myself "I wonder if I could invert the colors of this image and make it look more normal" bc sometimes that happens with bright blues and oranges like this

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

On tumblr, you can say "don't stick a fork in that electric outlet in the wall, getting electrocuted that way is really bad for you", and people will reply with "but what if I use a knife? Is that dangerous too or am I allowed to do that?" And another one is like "op is lying it's actually 100% safe fun and cute uwu" because they live in a house with the electricity cut off. A third one goes "oh my god I had no idea I've been risking my life every single time I poke a fork at the wall. I just like the way the wallpaper feels when I puncture it. No wonder mom yells at me every time I do it! D:"

another $15 million to transgenders

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex