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She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

Said character trying to clumsily return the affection in their own way, because this is Good and they don't want it to stop? T O P T I E R.

her doing a jazz album would fix me i would have nothing more in life to ask for

Lady Gaga did two albums with Tony Bennett that are just the pair covering jazz standards.

are you nasty

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

going to sleep version here

waking up version here

shen qingqiu: wait for him to start pestering me for sex and reluctantly agree when he starts crying. like a normal person.

Headline writer: FINE

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesn’t have factions that understand the force differently–my 15-person philosophy class couldn’t agree on a single thing we read all term.

The room immediately turns into chaos.

#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its ‘the more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the force’#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because it’s way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakin’s presentation that year was#‘master/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the force’#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wan’s face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#they’re not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!

the truth is that he was never actually banned, he’s just been saying it so he doesn’t have to go. he started all the rumors himself

“I know this because the Force told me so” was Qui-Gon, who uses this as his regular excuse for everything, in this case, as an excuse to be a little shit-stirrer.

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

chaotic good

Go ahead Red Mage, save the party.