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I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

every time i think, i take 10 damage

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

meant eve

i’m in love 😍 i mean i’m not but i would be if i were 🥰

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

me 2 me: anything u want princess

I'm an empath because whenever someone tells me about something sad I go, "Aw :("

Bro youre not an empath you are just a human being lmao

No I'm an empath.

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

girl that is some military-grade pussy

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure