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venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

#these are the Old Gods i think

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problemnyatic

the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

problemnyatic

You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it

problemnyatic

you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.

livseses

Ya gotta learn to earnestly and honestly say "Oh shit, my bad."

tartrazeen

And to then end the sentence there, not launch into a paragraph of explanation or panicked super-apology.

rocketsaurus

Curious what is actually normal for bed time. Go for your normal/average time, not your most extreme or what you wish it was.

what time do you go to bed? (local time)

7pm or before

8pm

9pm

10pm

11pm

12am

1am

2am or after

it's never consistent

some other time entirely

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!

#nowadays i’m so dysregulated im regularly in and out of consciousness on our couch at night #for hours at a time once the sleep meds kick in #i keep actually putting myself in bed at like. 4 am to 6:30 am and getting up around 11 am #it’s really awful i don’t recommend #i’m chronically sleep deprived rn in my life hoping to be in remission soon #executive dysfunction is my biggest blame at this point for why it’s always like this for me #i won’t explain at length but it keeps me fighting my own tiredness for stimulation #bad time!

pollen

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

illegaldownload

i love bald women

illegaldownload

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

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rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

not that big into the idea of having children UNLESS ☝️said child is Kirby. i would do anything for that orb.

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

thulium

viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

animatedamerican

… I am unironically here for this

oldfilmsflicker

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

kabesattic

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

spicedtealeaves

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

#so many wins here honestly

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eyedelweiss

lumine illustrations

#i’m like actively obsessed with this actually #genshin impact #lumine genshin

they should invent a form of clubbing that doesn’t make you sweaty and sticky and need a shower after

girldraki

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

kingthekoshka

Middle Schoolerz 🔥💯

#yes #yesss #YEEESSS #genshin bennett #fischl #genshin razor #genshin durin #guys omg they are all so perfect for a middle school au #bc they’re all that perfect blend of eccentric and awkward and slightly miserable #i love this so much man you have no idea #genshin impact

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voiceofaboud

ISRAEL JUST BOMBED A TENT IN GAZA KILLING 6 CHILDREN.

voiceofaboud

One of them was a little girl with a broken arm.

voiceofaboud

My sister called me terrified… the bombing was near their tent. I truly thought my little siblings were gone. They survived by a miracle.

voiceofaboud

Donate now before it's too late. Don't abandon us.

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voiceofaboud

My posts are being restricted.

Please share this… please don’t ignore me.

I love you all. Goodbye

#tw there is a dead body here #cw dead body

misguidedtreestump

Everyone is having fun and playing while Hamza's family is dying from malnutrition and severe anemia. Hamza himself suffers from thalassemia, which he inherited. This is very dangerous because his body is deficient in many vitamins and essential medications. If you're actually on your phone right now, just take a minute away from watching and playing and donate to or share Hamza's campaign. He's trying to get treatment for his family, and no one is standing by him except us. Any support will make a difference. We mustn't forget that Gaza has been subjected to genocide and continues to be violently attacked by the occupation.

Another important thing I need to talk about is why people with followers on Tumblr don't help by sharing posts. Just one click can change the lives of many grieving families. Please donate to them or share.

Here is Hamza's fundraiser

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Any donation, no matter how small, will save my life and change it for the better. I hope you won't ignore my suffering. I am currently dizzy and unconscious.

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