no crying until the end

As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

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so who’s ready for loser queer summer

happy pride!!!! loser queer summer has officially started!!!!

i understand why people say that on some level every office job is the same and it doesn't matter what or who you are doing paper work for it's always paper work. but i have mad beef with the spaceflight robot in the lobby because she tries to fucking trap me in conversations about lunar missions everytime i am late for work and i would say that is an experience unique to my particular type of paperwork

the other thing that is different to a normal office job is that once in a while an engineer will call me and say 'hello i have a legal question' and then when i say 'okay ask away' they will say something like 'we are going to blow up an asteroid' which is really more of a statement than a question. and then they will follow that up with 'can you send us the paperwork for that' as if that is something that has happened enough times in the history of humankind to have standardized paperwork. but otherwise it's mostly emails