Anonymous asked:
oh look, a box has appeared! it's wrapped in colorful wrapping with a bright red ribbon on it - how cute! anyway, opening this box reveals……….......................
PIE TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatui protocol states it clearly: any unidentified package must undergo extensive inspection before its contents are revealed. Nothing makes its way past the Palace's gates without the approval of one of the marshals in charge of the control teams, let alone anywhere near the Eleventh's quarters.
Therefore, the box sitting on Tartaglia's desk must be safe. A note hangs by its edge classifying the unexpected gift as perishable goods.
Well, this is sudden, but not entirely unheard of. As the most known face for the Fatui youth, receiving tokens from Snezhnayan citizens comes as an odd bonus.
He starts by pulling one of the strips until the beautiful ribbon comes undone between his fingers, its alluring color bleeding to the side of the box and curling in on itself. Opening the package comes next without any glamour to it.
He slids the lid off, moves it out of the way and...
...Oh?
There's barely any chance to anticipate the surge of cream and soft crust towards his face. Tragedy has already taken place by the time he takes several steps back — his body jolts immediately, and his laugh echoes to no ears except his own at the taste of sugar and lemon melting on his tongue.
This will be so awkward to explain in his a report to the inspection team supervisors suggesting they update their directives for anything posted to the Fatui's name, but oh well. Prank'd.
