Strawberie

LISTEN WHILE I'M SPEAKING,

BEHIND THE AMPLIFIER PEAKING,

AND WHEN THE SOUNDWAVES START THEIR LINKING,

And don’t even get me started on the way he spun her like they were dancing. That. Was. Everything.

They like to call him a bird keeper since some of his Pokemon are in fact Flying-types, however, for those who have his New Years outfit in Pokemon Masters, there’s a literal voice line of him saying that not all dragons are Dragon-type Pokémon, there’s a reason why it’s canon that he’s known as a DRAGON MASTER

Don’t even get me started on those who genuinely think he ended the life of a man because of the Hyper Beam Lance did on the guy, if you walk up to the guy after Lance Hyper Beam’s him, he’s still alive, he’s just injured, HE’S NOT DEAD

The three Dragonite’s, while there’s no canon reason at least to my knowledge as to why he has three of them, why does it matter so much?? There are other Trainers who have multiple of the same Pokemon and no one says ANYTHING about them

And the Full Restores, it’s a Champion thing to do, minus Geeta, they all spam Full Restores because they’re supposed to be hard and pose a challenge to the player, it’s hypocritical because there are multiple players that spam Full Restores on themselves too, but when Lance does it it’s a problem??

And I’ve seen people make fun of the fact that his team can be easily taken out by Ice-type moves, ok? That’s because Pokemon have weaknesses?? That’s common sense in the Pokemon universe, every single Pokemon is weak to a different type

`` AND OFF WE GO, TO PLAY TELEPHONE—

SHARING WHAT WE KNOW,

BUT, HOW LONG CAN WE KEEP PLAYING?

UNTIL THE GAME,

UNDERMINES THE STATUS QUO? ``