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They make me sick btw

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Little Image has quickly become one of my favorite bands, they really deserve to become popular
Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw
"and the universe said i love you."
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hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me
trigun is crazy because what if these twin brothers were both angels but one was abel but also lucifer and the other was cain but also jesus. now what if they were in a space western
the past three weeks in a row, partner has gone to chipotle and been served by the same employee who, in bold defiance of the testimony of his own eyes and ears, ardently refuses to believe carnitas exist
partner: βHi, could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and carnitas?β
employee (completely blank expression): βNo.β
partner (autistic) (socialscript.exe encountered an unhandled exception) : ββ¦Uh. Um. Sorry?β
employee: βWe donβt have that.β
partner (wondering if perhaps he put too much of the authentic accent on the word and thatβs whatβs throwing the guy): βYou donβt haveβ¦(pronouncing it whiter) carnitas?β
employee (face still unreadable): βNo.β
partner (looking at the near-full hotel pan of perfectly normal carnitas in its usual place on the other side of the glass) (noticing this employee looks unfamiliar) (maybe heβs a new guy that just started five minutes ago with no training?) : βTheβ¦pork?β (pointing at it)
employee: βWe donβt have pork.β
partner (beginning to wonder if heβs the one thatβs losing it) (desperately looks to the menu on the wall behind the employee) (the menu lists carnitas as a protein option) (the word βcarnitasβ is not crossed out or taped over or otherwise adulterated) (carnitas have been on the standard menu since at least 2016) : βOkay. Um. Are youβ¦sure?β
other employee working the toppings part of the line (familiar) (have seen her before) (she has cool earrings): *gives the new guy a strange look, nudges him aside, and scoops the carnitas onto partnerβs bowl before continuing with the other toppings*
Repeat conversation again the next week. And the next. Same guy. If itβs a bit, no one is laughing, including the employee.
theories Iβve considered:
- the employee keeps very strictly kosher/halal/vegan and refuses to handle pork (understandable, I respect that, but if youβre gonna work at a place that serves pork I do kinda feel like when someone orders it youβve just gotta tap in a coworker to do it for you)
- someone did something gross to the carnitas and the employee is trying to warn people not to order it (??? throw it out then? also, three weeks in a row???)
- the employee is a space alien who views humans as so similar to pigs that for us to eat them is tantamount to cannibalism
- the employee is the lead in a kdrama romance about a pampered, clueless chaebol heir who is sent by his father to work in the companyβs restaurants for a year in order to prove heβs ready to take over as CEO. heβs dumb as rocks but they canβt fire him or even correct him that harshly due to the power gradient. partner is just a minor reoccurring character, and the interaction is kept the same from week to week to highlight the development of the relationship between the employee and his love interest with the cool earrings (even if the restaurant is literally a fully-branded Chipotle, thatβs somehow still not enough product placement for me to believe this is a real kdrama)
After reviewing again with partner, evidently I forgot a detail that set this weekβs carnitas denial dance apart from the others.
partner (well aware of what heβs getting into with this guy now): βHi. Could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and pork?β
employee: βWe donβt have pork.β
partner (demonstrating a level of patience only a public school teacher could have): *points at the pan of carnitas* βCould I please just have some of that?β
employee (after several slow, confused blinks): *points at the same pan* βThatβs steak.β
partner (looking at the hotel pan theyβre both pointing at) (it is filled with shredded meat of a pale beige color) (at the other end of the row of pans is another pan containing dark brown, lightly charred meat chopped into small pieces): βOkay.β *deciding heβs willing to play in this fantasy space if it gets the job done, he points at the first pan again* Then could I please have the steak?β
employee: *starts to reach for the pan at the other end containing the actual steak*
partner: "Ohβno, sorry, this one please?" *points at the first pan containing the carnitas*
employee: *blinks, then just walks away and starts helping the next customer in line, leaving partner's bowl unfinished*
other employee with cool earrings: *rolls her eyes at new employee, takes partnerβs bowl, and fills it with carnitas herself*
new theories:
- the employee is a bridge troll who will only dole out his delectable carnitas to those who prove themselves worthy by correctly answering his riddles three
- the employee is stoned out of his mind at all times on a specific strain of weed that totally erases the concept of pork from his memory and awareness
A few additional updates/clarifications:
Mr. Eternal Bluntshine of the Porkless Mind isn't the first idiosyncratic cryptid Partner has encountered at this particular Chipotle. He joins the illustrious ranks of The Lobster Mobster and 300 RPM Matthew McConaughey
Partner says he does not actually mind dealing with this unskippable cutscene every time because A) he finds it amusing and B) on one occasion, after Cool Earrings's intervention, the new employee checked him out at the register, and he rang up the bowl clearly labeled "CA-Q" (carnitas with queso) as chicken, which made it slightly cheaper
Some of my favorite possible explanations from the tags:
Sound of the summer
Something about the light being the divider between the two worlds.... Yoshiki made his choice and crossed to Hikaru's side.
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AAAAAARRGHHHHH GET THEM OFF OF ME
tyler: so yeah the story is about trying your best even when things are hard and sometimes losing but trying again anyway
some of y'all: i can't believe tyler joseph told me personally that i'm never going to get better and that i should kill myself
I think Intentions has made me cry more than any other Twenty One Pilots song. This has been the perfect ending to this era.
Okay time to talk a little about "Polka" Cause many things need to be said about this dude
Look at this cutie sip he juuce
But real talk, his guy got layers, and its fun peeling them back. He is a very good boy who can make you experience a fate worst than death if the situation calls for it.
One thing I love is this
That statement alone gives a lot of red flags, but no this guy flips this phrase on its head.
He places the value of toys as something to protect and look fondly on instead of objects to be broken and discarded. IT HITS SO GOOD.
It hits even more later cause someone is about to take that drone from a person he considers a friend. He knows that guy care a lot about that drone but in all honesty, it was a situation where giving up that drone would have made his life easier. But no fuck that, the minute his friend showed sentimental value for that thing. Polka assigned it must protect status.
AND IT MAKES ME SCREAM WITH JOY. I WANT TO GIVE HIM MROE JUICE FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD BOY.
tho I will be real tho, if he is pushed bad things can happen my goodness. But that is a story for another day.

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and itβs only been like a week