hungry, like unto a woolfe

Saw a dead wood pigeon in the grass, the darling looked like she had just passed only minutes ago. She could have been asleep. I wanted to lay her somewhere nicer than a suburban patch of grass, but everywhere was of a similar landscape so I just left her. I feel sad because I don't want a dog or a human to get to her, but I can't influence that. I'm going to be a bit sad for a while now

Just being friends with mostly people who many would label woke sjws makes you forget how racist white europeans are in general lmfao

Sometimes I forget my mother is racist lmao I was just talking to her about a place she used to work at that hired carers for older people and she just said out of the blue, "and then they started hiring black women, I bet that's going well for them". Okay!

I tore a hole in a new pair of tights because they caught on my big sharp toenail as I was putting them on 😔

im beersexual

Also for the record Guinness is mid. Any real beerhead I've spoken to agrees

Either this is the nicest beer I've ever tried or I've passed some kind of event horizon and beer/alcohol in general doesn't taste like ass anymore

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