hungry, like unto a woolfe

Sometimes I forget my mother is racist lmao I was just talking to her about a place she used to work at that hired carers for older people and she just said out of the blue, "and then they started hiring black women, I bet that's going well for them". Okay!

I tore a hole in a new pair of tights because they caught on my big sharp toenail as I was putting them on 😔

im beersexual

Also for the record Guinness is mid. Any real beerhead I've spoken to agrees

Either this is the nicest beer I've ever tried or I've passed some kind of event horizon and beer/alcohol in general doesn't taste like ass anymore

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Just entered the saddest Burger King ever. Dimly lit, sat with lone middle aged men. The man on the radio loaning moaning "the drugs don't work, they just make you worse". Who makes these fucking playlists