hungry, like unto a woolfe

so bored need to start a relationship and break up after like 5 months

I could be your soyboy beta cuck.....

You know that meme that's like when you don't get paid weekly or whatever it's like day 1 indulgent treat day 2 ice soup well that's me fr. I'm literally surviving off plain white slices of bread and avocados courtesy of the work kitchen

Everything I say is so awful and cringe like whenever I'm taking to someone I'm attracted to I turn into some horrible Gollumlike creature

Need someone out there who's not ugly to want me bad like how is that too much to ask

Developing a crush on a coworker feels like being decapitated

americans are the nicest to deal with in professional settings so far like they very much suit my way of interacting with strangers. very friendly and not afraid to show their feelings. i really really hate dealing with the central europeans and dont even get me started on the scandinavians. the level of aloofness is off the charts there. but like on the other hand i can appreciate that they dont feel the need to show emotion or show any more friendliness than necessary because sometimes i do feel like its too much. and for all the friendliness of the irish they are definitely more reserved than americans. like today an american lady came into my work for a meeting and she was very stressed about the annoying parking situation outside the building like understandably so because the thing is its kind of unclear how long you can park for and she was afraid of being towed and was not afraid to show how flustered and nervous she was like honestly i appreciated that so much and could relate but after she left my coworkers began to gossip about how emotional she was.... um and i will never forget that new yorker lady who helped me carry bella's very heavy carrier at the airport when i was visibly struggling when all the europeans just walked past

just ate another burger. thanks america