Cookies with A Side of Chaos

Prune Juice: No one calls you that 

 Red Velvet: well I- 

Espresso: Somebody explain this madness

Licorice: I have anxiety and a desire to be validated

Pomegranate: *standing in front his bed, eating a kitkat incorrectly*

Hello everyone! This account has been left under new management after the og creator lost motivation to keep things up and running here. Though there won’t be anymore art posted, you can still count on me to deliver a daily dose of incorrect quotes and shitposts.

Custard: Poor monolinguals. They can't seem to understand that other languages beside english exist

Captain Caviar: what the fuck did you just call me

Sherbert: and cut you bitches some slack

Sherbert: tell a friend to tell a friend

Sherbert: he's baaaaack

Wizard: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory

Blue Coral: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Candy Diver, visibly confused: *translated* Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Mauve Coral, spraying Blue Coral: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Blue Coral: Dude, I forgot-

Mauve Coral: OH MY FUCKING SPRITS! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?