Dancing through fandom

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

i approve of all of this

^^^^^^

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

I’m crying they all look so happy

I CAN’T BREATHE!!!

Oh my god at first I thought this was gonna be an old spice commercial

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise.

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

Beautiful then, beautiful now

That’s amazing!

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

I cannot get over this, it’s so freaking amazing and absolutely gorgeous! I love the style, I love the colouring, I’m just. Wow.

I got sparkly anime eyes looking at this I’m not even kidding.