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peach-pot

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

toskarin

guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride

his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does

toskarin

how much simpler can I possibly make it

transarsonist

Hey what's outside the bounds of that screenshot

toskarin

the image contains only the information inside of it

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

lotus0kid

sashaforthewin

jack-of-no-cows

ghirahimbo

memewhore

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swagophile

girl who treats transition like a fandom: hehe i love my cute blahaj and my sockies abd my [INSERT COMMUNITY SIGNIFIER] hehe. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an ideology: bodies and identities are simply canvases we choose to project our beliefs onto. i am asserting my right to self determination. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a religion: a Body is a Vessel. And a Vessel is Shaped by the Reflections inside a Mirror. A Girl is a Mirror. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an elite social club only she and her friends are invited to: snrrrk. cissies think they could ever have a fraction of what we have. its pathetic really. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a karmic punishment: why did i have to be born in the wrong body oh my god i hate myself so much. im doomed. lets get naked and have sex but we have to keep the lights off or ill start crying

girl who treats transition like a sex thing: hey you guys wanna play ape escape 2? i fucking love that game

byjove

kiioki11

Typing at the speed of sound

werecreature-addicted

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

kaijuno

pixelmason

Shibari

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autistic-dazai

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

jupitersmoon167

my-saved-resources

autistic-dazai

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

demifiendcruithne

tumblr can have little an assassinate. as a treat

mg-xcitement

i accepted this as an intentional part of the post because i’ve been on tumblr since 2013 and we used to just unironically talk like that all the time

ralfmaximus

Do a heckin assassinate

teaboot

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

animentality

contact-guy

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

geeoharee

hollyevolving

yeah that's gonna become a heritage post up there with "decay is an extant form of life"

soapydoll

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

soapydoll

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

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laskulls-deactivated20250318

whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

#poached

achesspiece

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

achesspiece

um. you probably should not mix these activities

achesspiece

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