wtf

it's 3am and grace looks over at rocky like "would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺" and rocky, already in the seventh circle of codependency, says There Is No Universe In Which I Do Not Cherish You. You Are The Most Important Thing In My Life. I Would Do Everything Over Again For You. No Matter What Form You Take I Will Find A Way To Care For You. What Is This Worm You Speak Of. and the translator chugs out "yes. what is worm, question?" and grace is like "aw thanks buddy :)" and starts talking about worms while rocky starts designing the xenonite suit immediately just so he can beat the laptop to death with his bare(ish) hands

@sagegreenconverse73946

Since Grace is still using Rocky's recordings as Grace's eridian voice does that mean every time Grace says "Adrian" Adrian's real name is played with the most sappy lovestruck voice

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

Friendly reminder that the earth-breed astrophages and the nitrogen resisted taumoebas are half-siblings who came from the same mother (Grace) with different fathers (carl and rocky respectively)

i find it funny to think that the version of grace that took pills from strangers without knowing what they were (assuming that he wasnt *entirely* joking when he said that) is also the same version of grace that called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" lmao... i would read a full novel about grace's college experience / 20's im so serious