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The princess, the dragon and the knight are actually good friends and meet regularly for a game night under the guise of her being kidnapped and the knight rescuing her, only this time the king sends a different knight, after the previous knight failed to prevent another "kidnapping".
Chartreuse blows smoke through her nose, and Marybell waves a hand through it. Normally, she doesn't mind the smoke, but normally it's not so thick and in her face.
"Charlie will be here soon," she insists.
"He's usually here the morning after your 'kidnapping' so we can have the most time possible for a game session. But the sun's nearly over the mountain peak!"
Chartreuse's whine is high pitched for a dragon, which brings her voice up to a tenor. One day, Marybell would like to sing in a quartet with the dragon and knight, but she'd have to find another princess willing to go through the charade of kidnapping. Kathylyn might be an alto...
Marybell shakes her head. "There's a first time for Charlie to be late. Maybe his horse threw a shoe. Or -"
"RELEASE THE PRINCESS AT ONCE!" a voice shouts.
"That," Chartreuse hisses, "is not Charlie."
She rises quickly and scrambles for the cave mouth, careful of the game set up. Marybell scurries after her, hiding behind the dragon's leg to peek outside.
The knight below struggles to control his mount at Chartreuse's appearance before being knocked off. The animal runs away, shrieking in fear, hooves clattering on the stone. The knight struggles to his feet, picking up his shield. It was dented in the fall, but Marybell can see the coat of arms clearly - a beehive at the bottom of a tree.
It's the signal of House Krondell, and more troublesome, the ruling house of the kingdom to the north. Marybell's father hadn't just sent someone other than Charlie, he'd sent the visiting prince.
The visiting prince who is the whole reason Marybell asked for a game day, because she really, really did not want to entertain him around the castle. He thinks cheese is the best food in the universe and has no desire to read, be it law or poetry. Marybell bet Charlie a Beltane pie that Prince Leo de Krondell of Purlynn would be a puppet king, doing anything his advisors recommend, by the third year of his rule.
Leo holds his shield up, arm shaking in terror. Marybell sighs, ducking back behind Chartreuse's leg.
"That's Prince Leo, my betro~thed." She shudders, leaning into the dragon's calf.
Chartreuse clacks her teeth. She cannot speak softly, and neither of them wish to let Leo know they are friends.
"I'd much rather he stay in his kingdom and me mine," Marybell continues.
"I will char you!" Chartreuse roars. "I will burn your bones until they crack!"
"I appreciate the sentiment, but I would appreciate not watching my friend commit murder."
"OKAY!" Leo shouts back.
Marybell darts out from around Chartreuse's leg to watch Leo turn on his heel, particularly sprinting over the rocky terrain and avoiding the path back down toward the palace he came from.
"Is he...going home? He gives up on rescuing me? Just like that?! THIS IS THE MAN DAD WANTS ME TO MARRY!!"
"I thought you didn't like him."
"I don't, but honestly, I'm insulted now. I'm worth saving, Chartreuse. Charlie does it all the time."
"He's more your ride home-"
"Shut it, sulphur breath."
For an hour, they watch the shiny dot that's Marybell's false knight get further away, the glint of sun on his armor giving away his progress.
"I guess we're having an extra-long sleepover. Been a while."
Chartreuse rumbles. "Not since we realized Charlie was cool."
"Dad better send him next."
It took two days, but eventually Charlie shows up, barging in on them curled up and sunbathing on the ledge out the back of Chartreuse's cave. "I'm sooo sorry. The king thought I was a poor knight and sent Prince Leo, and I tried to remind him of all those knights Chartreuse used to eat."
"I've broken that habit, thankfully. Bad for my gut."
Marybell pats Chartreuse's snout and gestures for Charlie to continue. "But when Prince Leo, wait. Char. The kingdom thinks you ate him."
"I did not!"
"Well, he hasn't returned to the palace. And I'm sorry, Marybell, but we can't stay for game day. Not if we are to convince your father that I'm an established knight so we can play next month."
Marybell sighs. "I expected that. But at least Char and I got to hang out. I'm surprised Leo didn't go back. He's struck me as a guy who likes creature comforts, for all that he doesn't read." She pauses, thinking. "Actually, Char, didn't he head over the mountains?"
"Yes."
"That's west. Charlie, I'll bet you another pie he can't read a map or compass either and thought he was heading north toward Purlynn."
"No bet, because I'm sure you're right. Should we rescue him?"
"And risk the off chance of Dad going through with the engagement? No." Marybell shook her head. A dead prince couldn't be a husband, and there's no guarantee a weak, cowardly one wouldn't be either.
"I did promise to set him on fire..."
"Char, no," Charlie groans.
"I just told you I don't eat knights anymore," she snaps, offended. "But what if I chase him, push him to the coast."
"This is why we're friends," Marybell declares.
"Well, you were right! You deserve a prince who even tries to rescue you." Smoke pours from her nose.
Marybell twists to look Chartruese in the eye. "Do it."
Chartreuse grins, all teeth. Charlie groans, all regret.
"Fine! Go terrorize a fellow knight. Char, it was good to see you, but the sooner we get going the better. See you in two weeks." Charlie pats her foreleg.
"You better be the knight who shows up."
Marybell sticks out her hand and Charlie helps her up and over Chartruese's legs. Once clear, the dragon stands and they make their way to the front entrance of the cave. Charlie looks mournfully at the table, still set up for their missed game session.
"We'll be back in soon," Marybell consoles him.
Outside the cave is Charlie's horse. There's already a blanket for Marybell across the back of the saddle and the gelding's rump. Charlie mounts, then Chartreuce picks Marybell up gently before depositing her behind the knight. She wraps her arms tightly around the man.
"Don't have too much fun with your knight," Marybell tells the dragon.
"I'll have as much fun as you," Chartruese shoots back with a wink.
Marybell doesn't get it. She always enjoys spending time with Charlie, who is much better company than Leo.
Charlie coughs and turns his gelding down the mountain, and once they're a safe distance away, Marybell hears the low snap of wings flapping, like laundry on the line.
"Did Prince Leo really not try to rescue you?"
"YES!" Marybell sinks into her rant, filling her friend in.
She might not have gotten the time with friends away from her annoying betrothed she wanted, but she no longer has the annoying betrothed, so that's still a game-day win.
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Alfred: It must be done. *Picks up red phoneline* We're going nuclear
Dick: Don't do this!
Alfred: I must.
Jason: What's happening?
Tim: I...don't know
Damian: What? Drake doesn't know? We're all gonna die.
Alfred: Not to worry children. This will only harm me and your father.
Dick: Noooooooooo!
Two hours later at the watch tower:
Bruce "Lightweight" Wayne drinking with Clark and Diana for the first time: And then- and then he told me I need to be home by 12 am. Me! I'm an adult. I make adult decisions on my own and don't need no butler to put a curfew on me!
Clark: You sure do, Honey. Have about some water?
Diana: He's a rather adorable drunk isn't he?
Clark: He is. He hasn't stopped hugging me since his third shot.
Bruce muttering into Clark's pec: I love you, farm boy and your country muscles.
Clark: Love you too.
Diana: Aw. You make a good couple. How long has it been?
Clark: Thanks. Our first year anniversary is coming up. I want to-
Bruce spring up suddenly: Did you feel that?
Clark: feel what?
Bruce: The red phone has been activated.
Diana: What?
Bruce: We got- we have to-run. Not safe here! *stumbles* No! I'm uncoordinated. Love, help!
Clark: What's going on, Honey? What's wrong?
Bruce: He's coming!
Diana pulling out her sword: Who is?
Danny appearing in a bright green portal: Bruce Thomas Wayne! What's this I hear about you breaking curfew?
Bruce: Dad! I can explain!
Danny: Are you drunk? You know the legal drinking age is 221, young man!
Bruce sobbing: I'm sorry Dad, I just wanted my boyfriend to think I'm cool.
Danny: I don't want to hear it! You're grounded! You're going to spend the summer with me harvesting natural ectoplasm in the Infinite Realms without internet!
Bruce: No! Anything but that Dad!
Clark: Oh, you must be Alfred's ex-husband. The immortal that adopted Bruce and legally made him fall under a different dimension laws correct? It's lovely to me you sir, I'm Clark Kent.
Danny: Put that hand away. I know the reputation you Els have. You won't turn my sweet boy down the path of delinquency. You are never seeing him again.
Diana: Sir, Bruce is a full-grown man-
Danny: Not in the eyes of the ghosts council, he isn't. Look at him!
Bruce: *trying to sneak out a window* Why wont this open!?
Diana: Did he forget we're in space?
Danny: This is what underage drinking leads to! Once I get Bruce safely home, I'm going to go beat Alfred's ass. How dare he let our boy get this bad? And you!
Diana: Me?
Danny: You seem like you're far into your 200s. How dare you buy these boys alcohol? I'm calling your mother.
Diana sarcastically: I'm sure you are
Danny pulling out his phone: Hello Hippolyta? Your daughter is encouraging underage drinking
In light of recent news, here is some more celebrarory trans yugi!
Yugioh abridged has been in my life since I was a kid and it has been wonderful to see both it, and its creator grow with me. I wish all the love to Little Kuriboh. May following your truth bring you joy and love and may the people around you be supportive and uplifting always. Thank you for all that you do.
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New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
It’s especially good humoured bc the song is based on his actual experience. He gave up recording music for a time in order to force his record company to let him out of a bad contract. To keep himself afloat, he took a job as a pianist in a bar (might’ve been a hotel bar? I forget) under the name ‘William Martin’ (Martin being Joel’s middle name).
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