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rewatching unhhhh and this part still makes me wheeze

#unhhhh #trixie mattel #katya zamolodchikova

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ted8ug

WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???

sweetmeatdale

Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?

#its doing its best

random-brushstrokes

Alicia Czechowski (American, b. 1945) - Lady Sleeping on Couch

#mood

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

furrytechgirl

I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .

#packing peanuts #guess ill die #just buried in the house #filled to the brim with peanuts

escuerzoresucitado

Good morning

#thanks godzilla jr

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loo-nuh-tik

Ilkka Villi || Alan Wake 2

#alan wake #so glad that he got to branch out by playing tom #he went full freak for that one and i love every second

cutecipher

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#undyne (kill) and light yagami (protect)#look ive never watched death note #but if light actually HAS the death note i should be fine right

keikomivra

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

#jurassic park #we lost a legend #rest in peace sam neill :(

beaft

entry-level job with a 23k salary asking me to write a minimum 2,500-word essay where i extravagantly praise The Company and express dewy-eyed admiration for their Glorious Mission Statement. i hope king arthur returns and slices every hiring manager to ribbons with his big sword

beaft

oh no, the cover letter was its own thing. this was extra 😁😁😁

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emziess

Grace Rocky Save Stars!

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

#project hail mary

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

swoony-spoonie

When the brain fog kicks in..

xiaohongshu-for-you

koi-jyu

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

piracypiranha

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

livelovelaugh-777

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unwelcome-ozian

roach-works

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

kyraneko

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

despazito

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

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