Arson Is A Valid Coping Mechanism

fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT

#if you are worried about the sugar content OF FRUIT#what you have is an eating disorder#keeping the tags#bc yes#that's orthorexia babes!

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

@animals-with-fan-art might I suggest this sporty fella

You may

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

who from ohio wants to fucking party

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years