Ah darn, you’ve found me

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

Please note that yellow teeth does not always mean you have a bad mouth ph! or bad tooth hygene! You can have good dental hygene and still have yellowish teeth due to your bones naturally being more yellow. This can be totally normal! So if your teeth are yellow but you don't get cavities and have a maintained dental routine, whitening methods may not do anything for you and that's ok and normal.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

Early 2010's shippers on tumblr did not work overtime coming up with some of god's most unhinged crack and crossover ships for people in the 2020's to try and claim that smashing together Ryan Gosling and Markiplier's conventionally attractive doomed space men is some kind of absurdity.

wind turbine

yeah you win

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Yeah okay this is going on main

thinkin about disabled characters i gotta confess i find it fascinating when people make goodtimeswithscar a cane user actually. because it suggests the artist has given minecraft scar a disability, but a different disability than real life scar, right? or at least different symptoms. and i mean scar's very open about the fact you can do anything with his cubito so i wouldn't say it's a problem but its an interesting unspoken implication. is it a headcanon with intentionality or just an aesthetic choice. much to consider.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.