Harley: [to Peter] Hey Princess~

“kids are mean and will betray you at the first opportunity. don’t have them,” - tony stark, 20 minutes later

where we can either come up with vague plot points and random scraps of dialogue that are interesting on their own, but won’t piece together, or one entire outline with a functioning storyline that just can’t be put into words no matter how hard you try

Pepper: tony no

Opens to Back in Black playing in the background. Morgan says, “The mission is comprised, my thrusters are damaged, sorry Peter you have to go on without me.” Peter replies with, “No you are my teammate, I’ll never leave you.” Then the you see Morgan and Peter sitting on a couch in Tony’s garage, playing Mario Kart, eating cheeseburgers, with an alpaca.

Marvel please. I need this.

Pepper, Rhodey, Happy, Vision, F.R.I.D.A.Y, Dum-E, E.D.I.T.H, Peter, Harley, Nebula, and Morgan: No.

Harley: I was hoping it would be money.

Edith: SNIPE. HIM.

Peter: He doesn’t WHAT

Harley: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.