im just here to lurk

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

there’s no platonic explanation for this. and no romantic explanation either. they’ve uncovered something true and beautiful

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[ID: Recommended steam review. 81.3 hrs on record. "Every time I thought the protagonist hit rock bottom, he proved me wrong by pulling out a shovel and digging further" posted august 12 2024 /End ID]

The thing about the doctor who lore is that

a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was

so what i’m saying is a medical procedural show where the main character is giacomo casanova and he doesn’t want to be solving these medical mysteries but goddamn if he isn’t the only fucker in this room who knows how to not kill the patient. so i guess my date with this prussian chick will just have to wait

this pitch would have absolutely killed at the bbc between 1991 and 2005 btw

i fucking love urban fantasy. yes this car has a mind of its own. literally. yes this abandoned mall is a gateway to another realm. yes this subway train is actually a Creature. yes the streets twist and turn to hide the places you're not supposed to see. yes when you find the right phone booth your call gets forwarded to The Entity. yes if you don't step off the escalator it just keeps going. yes there are fairies on e-scooters. yes you can stop and have a chat with the statues. yes that door says no entry but what if you took a quick peek. just one.

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom