i wanna trade my dim wits in for tits

damn it's only wednesday?? ??? i need to get fucked within an inch of my life

she’s only having that medical emergency for attention. the emergency is real but her intentions are impure so I shan’t call an ambulance nor uber..!

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

umineko is a visual novel for people with mommy issues and fate stay night is a visual novel for people with daddy issues

What does someone who has no issues read then?

if you have a good relationship with your parents then i don't think visual novels are for you

When they’re a weird creepy pervert but it’s fine cus they’re a girl

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

Bunny princess thumping before hitting you with the softest and most impotent "hmpfh" ever

taking an antianthrogen to become more bestial

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure