i wanna trade my dim wits in for tits

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

i think i have a foreplay fetish

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there