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[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]
why did this need to be captioned
so u can decide when itâs not loading whether or not itâs worth it to wait
Awesome đ
Dear lord!
@advanced-procrastination iM
drift compatible
it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a âgreen/yesâ is a weakness, a âred/noâ is something that isnt a weakness, and a â?â is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time
My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I donât remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said âoh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.â
Iâm sorry?
Thatâs a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
Iâm going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she canât find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so itâs time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally Iâm a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but Iâll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars Iâll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didnât know what was happening. Bit now itâs time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
Iâve been cleaning house today and feeling like Iâve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyoneâs lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck meâŚ
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to âhideâ the package where it will probably be foundâŚ
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two werenât already married Iâd beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guyâs dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what Iâm here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love todayâs installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess Iâll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. Sheâll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys donât understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like âaww, itâs too thin. They wonât fit.â I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldnât be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us âgoalsâ and stuff⌠ManâŚ. Itâs kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000⢠before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but itâs time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
Omg this is amazing

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Ready to trick-or-treat
Update:
Itâs Halloween again, and this year heâs going as Zubat!
Guess whoâs getting ready for Halloween in 2018
Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
The commentator narrating the pupâs moves with the ball is AMAZING and Iâm crying
â(âŚ) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. Heâs tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (fieldâs name). The [team]âs men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, heâs so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he canât. He tells the pup âenough, enough, go over thereâ⌠however *commentator laughs*, thereâs the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichichoâs (little dog) essential inputâŚ. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].â
*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporterâs mic (who allows him do it)*
Iâve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.
Thatâs some nice calligraphy you got thereâŚ
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Pacific Rim Puprising ft. John Boyega and PUPPIES
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
IâM SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into peopleâs water bottles#but one of them didnât float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#thatâs how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist
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HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THATâS LIKE CALLING A DOG âBEANBOYâ
should clown cock be called clock
Clowns donât actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.
cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform
Someone tagged Neil Gaiman on my post and now I live in fear. Behind every like there is maybe Neil Gaiman. Every reblog could be Neil Gaiman. Are you Neil Gaiman? No? Well thatâs something Neil Gaiman would say.
See thatâs what Iâm talking ab⌠wait a minute

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my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. heâll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
oOH MY GOD
I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open
I am 100% convinced that âexit, pursued by a bearâ is a reference to some popular 1590s meme that weâll never be able to understand because that one play is the only surviving example of it.
Seriously, weâll never figure it out. Iâll wager trying to understand âexit, pursued by a bearâ with the text of The Winterâs Tale as our primary source is like trying to understand loss.jpg when all you have access to is a single overcompressed JPEG of a third-generation memetic mutation that mashes it up with YMCA and âgunâ - thereâs this whole twitching Frankensteinian mass of cultural context we just donât have any way of getting at.
no, but this is why people do the boring archival work! because we think we do know why âexit, pursued by a bearâ exists, now, and we figured it out by looking at ships manifests of the era -
itâs also why there was a revival of the unattributed and at the time probably rather out of fashion mucedorus at the globe in 1610 (the same year as the winterâs tale), and why ben jonson wrote a chariot pulled by bears into his court masque oberon, performed on new yearâs day of 1611.
we think the answer is polar bears.
no, seriously! Â in late 1609 the explorer jonas poole captured two polar bear cubs in greenland and brought them home to england, where they were purchased by the beargarden, the go-to place in elizabethan london for bear-baiting and other âanimal sports.â Â it was at the time run by edward alleyn (yes, the actor) and his father-in-law philip henslowe (him of the admiralâs men and that diary we are all so very grateful for), and would have been very close, if not next to, the globe theatre.
of course, polar bear cubs are too little and adorable for baiting, even to the bloodthirsty tudor audience, arenât they? Â so, what to do with the little bundles of fur until theyâre too big to be harmless? Â well, if thereâs anything we know about the playwrights and theatre professionals of the time, itâs that they knew how to make money and draw in audiences. Â and the spectacle of a too-small-to-be-dangerous-yet-but-still-real-live-and-totally-WHITE-bear? Â what good entertainment businessman is going to turn down that opportunity?Â
and, voila, we have a death-by-bear for the unfortunate antigonus, thereby freeing up paulina to be coupled off with camillo in the final scene, just as the comedic conventions of the time would expect.
youâre telling me it was an ACTUAL BEAR
every time I think to myself âhistory canât possibly get any more bananasâ I realize or am made to realize that I am badly mistaken
Not just an actual bear. A polar bear cub.
Imagine a fully grown man running offstage to be âkilledâ by a baby polar bear.