"Boys are just placeholders; they come and they go!"

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

joining the war on porn on the side of porn

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

The X Files

Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

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