Big Dickens Energy

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

im learning other animals

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

hiii my name is blair and this is my witch project :)