the only good candidate
i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love
move the fuck over bernie
i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol
Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back
An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the âacerbicâ teens running his Twitter
That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers.Â
From the article:
âThese young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, âDo you realize how old I am?ââ Gravel told The Washington Post. âIâll be 89 years old in May, so itâs preposterous to think that I could serve as president.â
It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasnât to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to âissue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,â as his newly-created website states.
âThese people werenât just whistling Dixie,â Gravel said. âThey were well-grounded.â
Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.
IncredibleâŚ
Well, thatâs *one* way to get into politics while still in high school. TAKE GOOD NOTES FOR YOUR OWN FUTURE CAMPAIGNS!
So youâre telling me the latest Democratic candidate is literally three teenagers in a trench coat?
















