The Rantings Of a Funnelcake lover

one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

winnie the pooh heritage post

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

i love you dykery i love you faggotry i love you homosexuality i love you transsexualism i love you vulgarity i love you filth

God he’s so hot

pollen allergies really fucking me in the ass this year

pollen allergies really busting fat loads down my throat this year

i wish i was born 129 years ago so i could die at the age of 16 from the common cold and not read this

why is miss piggy the greatest celebrity of all time. legitimately

i see pictures of her and i'm like that's who i need to be when i grow up

i believe she is real and one day i will find her

Not "I always knew I was different", not "I thought it was normal", but a secret third thing: it never occurred to me to think about whether it was normal until I was forced to, usually in a cruel way

I LOVE this she’s not even pretending to be an archaeologist she’s pretending she’s the long-dead mummified remains of a Celtic princess who’s been excavated by an archaeologist I’m living for it

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

that emotion is called Being A Frog