Well, This May End Poorly.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

She’s back!

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is a good mom to these Skeleton Cats! <3

I’m allergic too so i wish i had Skeleton Cats @justclassicalconditioning

Necromancer pets

You can always tell where they are in the house by the rattling sounds :D

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes

This was so wholesome and good😭

@u-n-bothered

*gives her everything i have*

omggggg

For a minute she forgot and was just dancing around then she remembered she was supposed to be mad 😭❤️❤️❤️

Awwwwww 😍 * baby fever intensifies*

Just bros being grass inspectors.

sound on

that is a bird

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

The man.  The myth.  The legend.