Cha-ra-nui

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Jedes Mal wenn jemand Justus Jonas skinny zeichnet stirbt irgendwo auf der Welt ein Welpe btw. Bro hat nicht über 40 Jahre lang fat jokes über sich ergehen lassen nur damit er plötzlich ein twink ist weil er dann besser Zur Ästhetik passt

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

@cha-ra-nui

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

it is genuinely funny how your own brain can be your biggest enemy. like. you're attached to me you idiot, so maybe give me a fucking break istg

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.