[in the Batcave]
Hal, sitting on the desk chair for the Batcomputer: Whoa, your chair's duty heavy times a million! This chair can take the impact of crashing against an F-16
Bruce: Made it myself.
Hal, smirking: You wouldn't happen to have brought this out for.... specific purposes, no? 😏
Bruce: My kids.
Hal: ...what?
Bruce: My kids sit on it.
[Bruce rolls a video feed on the Batcomputer of him sitting on the same chair some few hours ago. One by one, the kids file into the Batcave rambling on about something, then ending up draped on Bruce. Damian takes his left lap and Jason on his right. Dick perches on one of the arm rests. Cass balances on the back of the chair. Tim is on Bruce's shoulders. The chair neither creaks nor wobbles, even as Bruce starts spinning around the Batcave to make the kids laugh]
Hal:
Bruce: :))
Hal: Spooky, this chair could theoretically carry 7 Hal Jordans
Bruce: 7 Hal Jordans and 5 Barbara Gordons with the wheelchair, to be precise
Hal: Bruce
Can we all start measuring things in Gordons and Jordans now please?
















