you can walk in my tracks til we're home

Sometimes, you let them hit cuz they're goofy. Sometimes, you're being allowed to hit because you're goofy. Life is all about balance.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too