meme town, usa!

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

my losing dog and the winning dog are having a heated rivalry moment

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face