meme town, usa!

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

there are tuesdays happening that have never happened before

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

to ben quite franklin with you,

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

we’ll always be digitally connected... right?

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome