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you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

Don't be horny around me I'm an empath

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

this is all the united states of america's fault

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

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