meme town, usa!

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

dude so distraught he forgot his age

Jerking off ending explained

im a protected species you fucking asshole

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

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wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

omegaverse for straight people is crazy because straight people is already omegaverse

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.