Guilty Pleasures

"verify it's you with a one-time passcode!" "verify it's you with an email link!" "verify it's you by posting your asscheeks to our server!" can i just use a password. christ

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

like to charge reblog to cast

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

This your cousin? What team is he in?

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack