enjoyer of all things coffee

'Cause people tend to not get the memo: People acting strangely in public is not a danger to you. Pacing, talking to themselves or something you can't see, laughing to themselves, stimming, twitching, ticcing, making "weird" noises--it doesn't fucking matter. They're not your personal freak show, they're not broken, they're not a murderer and they're definitely not going to be fucking helped by you calling the authorities or anyone else on em. These actions alone are not indicative of danger to you, as a random person on the street. Shut the fuck up and move on, leave disabled people alone.

snake bit me today (non-venomous) (i deserved it)

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Like father like son...

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

:(

god im sorry.

i loved you in ratatouille