i don't do bad sauce passes
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JBB: An Artblog!
Love Begins
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
#extradirty
Keni
ojovivo
art blog(derogatory)
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
DEAR READER
Jules of Nature
cherry valley forever
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You should get to kill him for this I'm ngl
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'Cause people tend to not get the memo: People acting strangely in public is not a danger to you. Pacing, talking to themselves or something you can't see, laughing to themselves, stimming, twitching, ticcing, making "weird" noises--it doesn't fucking matter. They're not your personal freak show, they're not broken, they're not a murderer and they're definitely not going to be fucking helped by you calling the authorities or anyone else on em. These actions alone are not indicative of danger to you, as a random person on the street. Shut the fuck up and move on, leave disabled people alone.
snake bit me today (non-venomous) (i deserved it)
kopfraum-hotel
schlange hat mich heute gebissen (nicht giftig) (ich hatte es verdient)
קאפרוים־האטעל
שלאנג האט מיך היינט געביסן (נישט סמיק) (מיר איז עס געקומען)
Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood
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I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.
genuinely crying laughing
stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
Shen Yuan being a CEO is so much funnier in the context of a sugar baby Binghe AU.
People on social media thinks Binghe is using this sick old man CEO for his money and trashing him for it and insulting Binghe.
Meanwhile this is Bingyuan...
Binghe:babeeee come sleep with me!!
Shen Yuan: hold on Binghe, i have to doxx this twitter user and attack them on my 20 alt accounts!
Even funnier when Binghe turns out to be a ceo of an even bigger company but he's still holding onto shen yuans arms and batting his lashes and whining "gege can you buy that for me?? Pleaaaseeee??"
Like father like son...
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many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform
what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night
thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait
i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
i think they're called catholics
got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular
:(
god im sorry.
i loved you in ratatouille
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After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.
this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong
Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.
