enjoyer of all things coffee

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

I drew her a few years ago! Very cutes

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

via @tophatandboots

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

THIS ONE

i can see it

use: now this one's just a normal verb

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

tags via chimaerakitten

it would be so cool

that viral trend from sometimes ago

some hualian

You should get to kill him for this I'm ngl

schlange hat mich heute gebissen (nicht giftig) (ich hatte es verdient)

שלאנג האט מיך היינט געביסן (נישט סמיק)‮ (מיר איז עס געקומען)