cerealist’s super cool awesome and epic blog

THIS IS WHY HE IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS WE HAVE EVER HAD

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

Ilya is stuck in a tuna meltdown day time loop and he keeps trying to make Shane stay but he always fails. He tries everything, keeping it super casual, being really honest and confessing his feelings, trying not to say anything at all but Shane always ends up getting overwhelmed and leaves. Ilya starts just having fun with it, having sex with Shane in every way imaginable, on every surface in his apartment. He learns so much about Shane and falls deeper in love with him which makes it even more devastating that Shane always ends up leaving. This keeps happening until Ilya realizes that Shane has to go through the Rose phase in order to find out who he really is on his own and Ilya has to wait patiently for him to come back and when he finally accepts that he breaks the loop.

No, no, you don't get it. Frank took that shot to protect Peter. He thought that Jean had frozen Peter too and that there was nothing else he could do to stop her taking over the entire city and doing who knew what to everyone! And, notably, he waited until it really did look, from the outside, that Jean had won and that she wasn't listening to Peter. He gave Peter time to talk her down! No wonder he was devastated when Peter took the bullet instead. That's the kid he was trying to save!

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

where’s the picture of that sugar we’re going down lyric video

do u realize how hard im laughing

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1129

‎

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world