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guess who got to see a prescreening of endgame :))))

#endgame #endgame spoilers #endgame spoilers without context #i actually cried sm at the end of this movie....

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leoreturns-deactivated20110811

I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

thatsoundsprettynice

YES

xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

stalactites

#whos even surprised #i love this movie

radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

sweetest-honeybee

@virgil-has-a-houseplant

constellations-and-energy

Anyone else tired of the 3 guy 1 girl character setup in literally every movie ever?

willowofthehearth

It’s because at roughly that ratio is where men feel that men and women are represented equally.

There was a study done and when there was 1:1 male/female the male audiences felt as though there were more too many women. In general the men studied perceived things like 3 guys to 1 girl as more representative of the world.

beltaneborn

That disgusts me.

monstrouslilme-blog

There have also been studies in which it was found that men think women talk much more than they actually do - if they have to share equal air time with a woman they think they’re not getting a word in edgewise.

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch

Imagine being so used to privilege and prioritization to think that the equal treatment of others is an unfairness to you.

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lgtbq-ask

Let’s hope for more lgbt representation in 2018!

acrylicqueen

Can ya’ll shut the bloody fuck up?

persephnoe

No, they can’t and they shouldn’t. The fact that no ace characters are listed is beyond saddening. I for one can thing of exactly one canon ace character- Raphael from Shadowhunters. It’s great he exists but he’s not nearly enough representation for the ace/aro community. So yeah how about instead of trying to shut people down, you make their voices hear so we can all see a representation we deserve.

thechaotictrickster

I was just about to mention the lack of asexual characters

tsuki-chibi

That was actually the first thing that came to my mind too. We ALL deserve representation.

starchaser3587

Asexual and Pansexuals deserve more representation!!

the-aro-ace-arrow-ace

If other people can have representation in media, why can’t we?

#!!

aradhels

zodiac signs? in MY 2019?

dwarves - (march 21 - apr 19)

hobbits - (apr 20 - may 20)

nymphs - (may 21 - june 20)

angels - (june 21 - july 22)

dragons - (july 23 - aug 22)

mermaids - (aug 23 - sep 22)

banshees - (sep 23 - oct 22)

elves - (oct 23 - nov 21)

werewolves - (nov 22 - dec 21)

sirens - (dec 22 - jan 19)

vampires - (jan 20 - feb 20)

faeries - (feb 21 - march 20)

#siren??#ironic for an aroace #but i'll take it

post--grad

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

antique-scarecrow

the url makes this so much funnier

#oh this is me hfoaeiwhgoiwhgowighwa

klancefanficsurvey

The Survey’s Top 25 Fanfics

Here’s the top 25 fanfics of the Klance Fanfic Survey! These works were voted on by fans for fans in our survey and show an amazing range of variety. These aren’t the only fics out there, though, and a complete collection of all the nominated fics can be found here! So go give them some love and support the amazing authors behind the fanfics!

A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by @moe20112233

All the Way Down by @speakswords

Antidote by @salineshots

call me, beep me by orphan_account

Costumed Identities by @irrevocably-voltron

Crowd Pleaser by @whatthebodygraspsnot

Druid in Blue by rahar_moonfire

Fit the Crown to my Head by @apvrrish

Foreign Scenes by @bitterbeetle

Goodnight, Travel Well by @jupiters-junipers

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here by @dimplesandcurlsss

Ignorance is Bliss by NikaNaiko

Keith’s Type by @ambitiousskychild

Let Me Catch My Breath by @smiles4voltron

Lion’s Chain by @krlunajvulpes

Make Me Your Home by @reader115

Nothing’s Quite as Sweet by @dimplesforyourthoughts

of florists & tennis shoes by @venpast

Shadow of the Past & Ghost of the Future (companion pieces) @wittyy-name & @zizzani

Shut up and Dance with Me by @wittyy-name

Something Blue by @starlightments

squad up by @nerdyspaceace

There is No Lube In Space by @damnspider-in-voltron-hell, & @yoyo-dodo

there, nestled against his pulse by @hiuythn

Watercast by @fishwrites

So there’s the survey’s top 25 fics (to show diversity we allowed one fic per author (except for SOP & GOF’s which was co-written)). Please remember that this list is by no means, the top fics in all of klance.

Did you like our list? Did you think that there’s a fic that deserves to be here? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote next time we conduct the survey!

Happy Reading, klancers!

#i know i said i ahte voltron but like...#fanon is tempting #i can't get over a 3 year obsession let's just erase everything after s4 with some minor exceptions?#vld

i-hate-chick-fil-a

this has to be the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

a common reason for milk being like this is mastitis (teat infection) in the cow itself…like this should have been caught before it even entered the supply chain. fucking hell.

bi-against-bullshit

Noah fence but that’s what I, as a vegan, have been talking about all along

susielesbian

don’t make this about your veganism. this is about the government shutdown and its effect on the food industry

ike-loves-men

Why are vegans so annoying

one-in-lemillion

“The government is shut down so proper inspections can’t be carried out, leading to the possibility of innocent people getting sick.”

“I, a Vegan, told you so.”

Do you people ever shut up honestly?

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fuks

nine-nine-stylez

they said, “this is a big company, big company. do you want to be in a movie? we can’t tell you anything about it, and we can’t send you a script.” || john mulaney shares spider-ham outtakes from spider-man into the spider-verse

#THIS INTERVIEW WAS SO FUNNY #god i love it

artsyneurotic

so has anyone done this yet or

anxietyproblem

bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

blonded004

kyliesparks27-deactivated201810

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

stevetomjohn

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

characterlimit

proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

carpegin

“47 month old”

dragongirltitties

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

amari-skies-deactivated20190610

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

mudskipmcqueen

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

the-epitome-of-sophistication-d

This shit is hilarious

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

@kaiiwooo

kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

bando--grand-scamyon

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crimeshetyped

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

bird-mom

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201

47 month old

nugret

47 month old

technicolortessi

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017

<b>47 month old<b/>

validuskong-deactivated20170416

47 month old.

fishy

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

bbcwhereareyou

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

tsg2k15

47 month old tho

unfriendly-black-redhead

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

ladyfabulous

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

slytherenne

amusewithaview

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

aniseandspearmint

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

lightningparadox

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

natural--blues

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

b-morevony

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

stebenooniberse

4 7 M O N T H O L D

lumberjackprincess

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

aquarius-heauxx

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

hey-its-scar

books-and-cookies

47 month old

gay-zelda-deactivated20201208

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

huffylemon

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

queseraawesome

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

alienscorpion

Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique

precisely-its-fandom

You guys don’t get it… two of the students my mom teaches..

One’s name is MyNatureEarth

and the other one is named MyAngel

Iloveyouforever

You don’t understand how long it took me to believe this until she showed me their actual birth certificates

wvdam11

White people out here acting like you can’t name your child a normal name cause the username is allready taken….

#DYTKYUUGGHJDTYSFDFHGLJHLJHHJFHFSFDAFSH

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wanderingobsidian

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

blackxrose92

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

starlight-rain

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

bando--grand-scamyon

WTF!!!! O_O

saltiestsoprano

First: Boost. Stay away from this brand.

Second: if you need cheaper more affordable options, Target’s Up and Up brand diapers and wipes are incredibly gentle and great quality. I diapered four kids from 2010 to 2014 and they were the only diapering products that worked well and didn’t break the bank.

arizaluca

WHAT THE HELL?!?!

damn-shawty

TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND DON’T BUY THIS BRAND!!

my brain, thirty minutes after i told myself to concentrate but ended up only concentrating on thinking about concentrating:

#help

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