God's unfortunate blorbo

Or any day you need it....

Yeah, I don't know what to say about this one. Probably, I need some of it from day to day tooo....

Wish you a good day, buddy 👍

miserable, sitting off to the side instead of getting a Marketable Summer Outfit™ from Caine's changing booth and joining in on the fun. the argument with Pomni at the end of the gun episode is probably still on her mind, but as a trans woman, i can attest to how even the idea of going to the beach can evoke dysphoria.

also telling that this is where we get this line from Jax:

There is no "well you were pushed in the king role by defauly and didn't like it..."

And no "well we couldn't both be queen so we fought over who would be king"

No, its left vague. Its just "Noelle and Kris couldn't decide about who would be queen or king, very likely because they are not in the norms of a girl+boy couple".

It says *nothing* about kris. Nothing about their hypothetical agab. Nothing about whether they are "fem or masc* (as if it was the only two options anyways...). Well, it does say one thing actually: that they didn't settle on either queen or king.

Its not even necessarily a "well maybe kris doesn't have an agab" thing, its a "actually the game doesn't tell you much about it" thing. Even as a kid they are described in a very vague way.

(Also, festival aside, most if not all "arguments" for kris's hypothetical agab+whether they are* fem or masc i've seen can be turned around for other interpretations anyways, or are straight up wishful thinking, theories built on uncomfirmed theories, or may make sense for some people but that doesn't mean it has to be universal and the truest interpretation.... but people will be terrible to other fans for not seeing what they see...)

"Well sometimes, agab is relevant for a story!" Yeah and sometimes we just don't know. And maybe we won't ever know. And it shouldn't make us crazy to not know (either yet or ever)🤷 i can't see the future either but why does the idea that maybe, hypothetically we won't know makes many of you so upset?

"Well i think the story objectively ONLY makes sense i Kris is [insert agab]" you people need to open your horizons i think.

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make