lemme see them tits fart

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

james and the giant pronoun

Think a noob got in my walls and died

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

it's like you don't even want help

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

who up craving sedation?

i had a dream i went to your concert and you chased me and stabbed me in the face

don’t give me any ideas

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

i think it should be illegal to not allow an adblocker on your site and im not kidding