what a mess.

I’m straight up CRYING

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

Goals

i love them

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

ironed man

Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a miracle

I think it’s an accident

absolute unit

i mostly am interested in finding peace

“When your cat watches too much spiderman”