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hazel london is truly an icon

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forever reblog

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Always Reblog a true icon

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

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timmy turner was a horrible person

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dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

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He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

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FUCKING WHAT

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Wait what

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In case if yall don’t think its true…..

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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I need it rn pls

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Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

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HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

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Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

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“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

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@dandelionofthanatos

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and the kitty just

“what?”

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I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

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I’m fucking dying lmfao

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this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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😂

❤️

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pls let this be the start of a trend

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retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

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ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

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Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

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I wish all fathers were like Ralph Angel😭❤️ (Queen Sugar 2x02)

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I got locked in the garage Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

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My life

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“That’s immortality my darlings.” || June 8, 2010-June 27, 2017

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when pretty little liars tries to portray ezra and aria’s relationship as romantic and cute but you remember that he’s an actual predator and she was underage when he started dating her under false pretences

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there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

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see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

chandrar-nalaar

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

lesbianfreyja

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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These made me feel better

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Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

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what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these

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“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

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1x01 // 8x16

I just love the parallels in between these two. The colours in the first are cold, and sad, whereas they are now warm and happy. She went from fearing the mysteriousness bird to finding joy in knowing what it meant. He went from hiding from her, to standing in front of her. She went from leaving alone, to leaving hand in hand with him.

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y’all to this day i still can’t believe matt donovan’s ass made it out alive

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