courtney (any pronouns)

it’s so disturbing how many ppl think sexual positions are something to be deserved or bartered for. ‘he deserves to bottom’ why? why can’t he deserve the sexual position he only wants to do? why does an exclusive bottom deserve to top? why does he need to top to take care of his partner, why does the exclusive top need to bottom to be cared for? what is open minded and whimsical about asserting that a man w a penis is obligated to use it for penetration, as i saw someone aptly put it once? what makes it less misogynistic to say that the presence of a hole means it must inevitably be fucked? how do you delude yourself that this is the anti-heteronormative stance when it’s so obviously homophobic? I’ll never understand it. and it’s the exact same script for every ship that has strict canon dynamics and these ppl do it across any fandom they’re in, so I almost wonder how they think this is actually care for the character, but it’s frankly just homophobic and there’s no rational self awareness needed for that

the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).