Cedar! :)

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

I have a giant black wasp in my bathroom for no good reason and I simply don't enjoy it at all.

Just choose to be happy

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Joy and whimsy detected! This nemon eater is joyful and whimsical!

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.

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