Unhinged Rantings Of A Swamp Creature

One of my most favorite pieces to date✨🔥

Good day!

- accidentally worldbuilded a new type of spaceship for a throwaway line about Kuat Drive Yards that ended up becoming plot relevant

- found a way to get Thrawn and Eli Vanto into a strip club in a serious, character driven way

- UTIs now exist in star wars.

You'll never see this on Dismay+!

101 dumb ways to use your PAK legs

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

everyone is impressed that he could get hard that early. ilya sends one of his own because he will not be one upped by cliff marleau. shane gets so annoyed and is like “it’s 7:45 in the morning, ilya. put your dick away 🙄.” and ilya is like “you are in next room. come here and tell me to my face that you do not want it out”

luca is just dead silent for awhile before he sends one of his bulge in his gray sweatpants. the other three guys go absolutely feral. shane’s like “wow. that’s really nice, luca.” marleau is like “hell yeah! i have the hottest boyfriend in the world.” ilya is like “show us more. take off your pants. 😏🤤”

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean: